Dave Faber, fellow blogger, college student and current employee of Marcus North Shore Cinema has left everything behind to embark on a quest to meet Keira Knightley. I got an e-mail from him yesterday, which read the following:
Goggman,
I must meet Keira Knightley. I have decided I would travel to the ends of the earth just to say, "What's up?" to her. I leave you in charge of taking care of my pet turtle. Talk to you later.
Faber
PS. I bought the movie Mission To Mars on DVD, it was hilarious.
As of now, I do not know where Dave Faber is. I do not know if he has succeeded in meeting Keira Knightley. All I know is that I have lost his pet turtle. If any one has information regarding its where abouts, please, please contact me. I will reward you with a video copy of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II. That's quite a generous offer. Thank you.
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I have been trying to check in from time to time while stalking her in cafes with free internet. So far I think I made eye contact with her once, but she might've been eyeing my burrito.
You owe me a new turtle.
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