Thursday, May 18, 2006

MEL GIBSON LIED TO ME!

After seeing The DaVinci Code, I came to the horriblie realization that Mel Gibson lied to me. In The Passion of the Christ, Mel Gibson stated that Jesus Christ was the son of God, that he died on the cross for our sins and was resurrected. I remember after seeing The Passion, I decided I would devote more time to church and following the word of God. After seeing The DaVinci Code, I have come to the harsh reality that I have been living a lie. AND IT'S ALL MEL GIBSON'S FAULT!
I want my money back Mel Gibson! Hopefully, I can sell my DVD copy of The Passion of the Christ on e-bay, I'm sure there are a lot of ignorant Christians out there who will buy it any price. I like to thank Ron Howard, Tom Hanks, and Dan Brown for opening my eyes! Hopefully The DaVinci Code will inspire more disbelief amongst practicing Christians and turn them into hard core atheists.
I can't believe Christians allow themselves to be so easily brainwashed. I'm so glad I have the ability to think for myself! Unlike most Christians, I am not easily fooled by wild, unproven theories!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

ZOMG, Jesus was married to Mary Magdelen, and had a kid, that immigrated to France and started the Merovigian line of kings.....no that's not a story stolen from two British Religious Historians but the tale of Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code. Yes, nothing to do with "Holy Blood, Holy Grail." at all. Bryan, you should be burned at the stake for your hedonistic lifestyle and flagarent athiesm. You bitch!

Bryan Goggins said...

Dan Brown also stole a lot of his ideas from a book published in 1983 called, "The DaVinci Legacy." Because Dan Brown is a no talent ass clown!

Unknown said...

Yes, yes he is. The guy doesn't have an original thought for a book that he doesn't gleen from someone else's work. And the literatie chastized Stephen Ambrose for less. Of course, since he was a Conservative historian they had no problem, but when someone makes something controversial with Christians he's fausted up upon a pedastel. But seriously the movie isn't that bad. It's pretty weak on acutal historical fact, but not bad overall.

Anonymous said...

I saw the Passion again and I changed my mind again. God be praised!
---Goggins