The Dumbest Quote I Have Ever Read!
A few months ago I did on a post on the 10 Dumbest Quotes I have ever read/heard, well I recently came across a quote on IMDB that is without a doubt the stupidest thing I have ever read.
This quote comes off the Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End message board, a Pirates hater started a thread entitled "Not breaking $300 Million." In response a Pirates fan wrote:
Besides, all this talk about AWE not making it to $300 Million domestically & being such a huge disappointment will only drive all of us who loved this movie to see it a few more times through out the summer just to help it gross over $300 + Million easily! Savvy!
What makes this quote so idiotic is how the poster makes it seem like At World's End is a lost cause worth fighting for. He/she makes it sound like this huge budgeted, over blown piece of crap is some how an under dog in need of our help. Forget all the charities that help the sick, the poor, and victims of natural disasters, it is far more important that At World's End breaks $300 Million domestically or else everything as we know it will come to a cataclysmic end. Johnny Depp must get paid!!!! And Orlando Bloom! What's to become of him if At World's End doesn't break the $300 Million mark? The horror of it all!
Well fanboys need not worry, At World's End has undeservedly passed the $300 Million mark. The world is a safe place to live in again.
3 comments:
I don't know how these movies make money. I enjoyed the first, never saw the second, and thought the third was mediocre.
People who willingly waste another $10 and three hours of his or her life seeing AWE a second, third, or even fourth time are we-tar-ded.
Exactly!
Another quote I constantly heard in relation to At World's End is,
"I makes far more sense the second time you see it."
It's a fuckin' pirates movies for crying out loud! It should not require to viewings to understand what is going on in a pirates movie.
It supposed to be entertain an audience, not make them feel like they are at work. Dead Man's Chest gave me a head ache and have no desire to see At World's End.
You forgot:
8.) The song over the end credits must be loud, scary, and preferrably with the lyric "Let the bodies hit the floor!"
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