Excuse me! Can I ask you a question? Are you a girl? Because if you are, I would like to take you out to a dinner and a movie; afterwards we can go to my apartment and watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. Wouldn't that be delightful? However, this lovely transaction can only take place if and only if you are a girl. I'm not saying there's nothing wrong with being gay, I just don't swing that way. I am 95% certain that you a girl, but in this day and age it is hard to tell. One can never be 100% certain, so could you please specify as to which sex you are. I once made the mistake of confusing a man for being a woman. I saw him at a bar, he had long hair, a nice rack, and luscious red lips. I offered to buy him a drink, he accepted. Then I asked him if he would like to go back to my place; he then told me he was married to a beautiful wife. I was so embarrassed. I couldn't believe I mistook a man for being a woman. Ever since then I have been extremely cautious when approaching women in bars. If you are a girl, then you are without a doubt one of the loveliest females I have ever met in my entire life. If not, then it was a pleasure meeting you sir. So......... ARE YOU A GIRL?
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That night was kind of awkward, but it was one of the best drinks I've ever had!
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