I have decided that a blog is a waste of time, therefore rather than bore people to death with all the meaningless nonsense that goes on in my life; I have decided instead to bore people to death with all the meaningless nonsense that occurs in other peoples lives. This should be ever so fun.
Yesterday, Kevin Neville was spotted shaving his unibrow while shouting, "NO MAN!" at the mirror, apparently he was rehearsing what he would say at the Landmark if some one told him to cut down on his drinking.
Meanwhile, Matt Majewski was spotted at Best Buy, looking for the Criterion Edition of By Brakhage, only to realize that they didn't sell it there.
On a lighter note, Dave Faber began filming his shot for shot, scene for scene remake of Santa With Muscles. Expect it to hit video stores in Decemeber.
Finally, Pauly Shore and Steve Guttenberg have decided to join force to make the ultimate comedy, Board To Death, in which they play two snowboarders who also solve murder mysteries in their spare time. It should send chills down your spine. Roger Ebert raves: "I like this movie, and if I like it, it must be bad."
That is all.