MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I love Christmas. When I was a kid it used to be about the gifts, now that I am an older it is about the free food and free booze. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a huge dinner and lots of beer to wash it down. The presents are the icing on the cake. The only thing that slightly annoys me about Christmas is being in a house full of little children running around, screaming at the top of their lungs. This is where having a huge supply of alcohol comes in handy, the more they run and scream, the more you drink, until everything around your becomes a drunken and the only thing you care about is reaching the toilet before you barf all over yourself.
Happy Holidays!