This isn't my can of Coca-Cola.
For my can of Coca-Cola was full, where as this can is half empty. Who took my can of Coca-Cola. Was is that no good Bill Thompson, the star quarterback of the high school football team and self confessed Coke addict? Or could it have been the angelic looking Sally Petty? Then there's Jenkins that soccer player from England! It is rumored he fled England due to his involvement in the Great England Train Robbery. This is a mystery that MUST be solved....for there are no more Coca-Cola cans left in the refrigerator.
Ha Ha Ha Ha! I have figured out who this culprit is. The thief is no other than........................
Why did the lights go out? I've been stab! CRAP! I've been shot. DAMN IT! This is a rather extreme for a can of Coca-Cola! I don't think I can survive such nasty wounds. Oh, I'm feeling light headed. OHHHHHHHHHH. Hey look, I found my can of Coca-Cola, it was right next to the television.