I have come to the realization that there are three people who read my blog. This is a rather amazing turn out, much more than I expected. Therefore, I have decided that I should reward these three loyal readers with a gift. However, I have no idea what to get each of them. I thought about buying them ice cream, but it's not something that will last a life time. Nay, they must be giving something that will show my apprecation until the end of time. If you have any ideas as to what I should give the three of you, please let me know. I will give you anything you wish, except: money, women, fame, power, and anything else that costs more than ten dollars. In fact, how do I know the three of you won't ditch out on me for another blog after I have giving you your gifts. How I do know you're not just waiting for your gift and once you get it, bail on me. Isn't my words enough of a gift? Here I am slaving hours on the blog, hoping to bring a little joy to your lives, and you want more from me? How can you be so selfish? Screw you, I'm going to get drunk.

Oh wait, I am drunk. Damn it!