This weekend I drove up to Minneapolis to visit my friend Will. On Saturday we went to the Mall of America, which was positively a horrendous experience. The Mall of America sucks! Sure, it has an indoor amusement park and its the biggest mall in the states, but nonetheless it sucks ass. It is essentially your typical mall ten times the normal size. It has the same stores that can be found in every mall with ten times the crowd and noise. Will and I spent most of our time at the Barnes and Nobles located on the first floor. I bought three books, Michael Moore is a Big, Fat Stupid White Man, Reds, and The Guns of August. The only positive thing I can say about the Mall of America is that it was swarming with lots and lots of hot women, but even their presence couldn't make up for its severe shittiness. If you're ever in Minnesota, do yourself a favor and avoid The Mall of America. You will be thankful that you did.