Wednesday, July 13, 2005


I hate VH1. VH1 is so awful that is almost rivals MTV for being the most asinine television station on the planet. Like MTV, it used to focus on music, now you have such god awful shows like The Surreal Life, The Fabulous Life Of, and other crap in constant rotation. Not to mention all those damn lists they compose every year.
Therefore, I would like to make a prediction as to what new shows we can look forward to in the future:

I Love the '00s (2000-2005).
The 100 Greatest Lists of VH1
Awesomely Bad Shows About Awesomely Bad Songs
Celebrity Sex Change
The Flavor Flav and Vanilla Ice Comedy Hour
Behind The Music: Baha Men
Totally Not Christian Rock
Celebrity Fast Food Celebrity Hair Style
Hip Hop: Where It is Today and Where it is Headed
Top 40 Breasts in Music
Celebrities Are So Much Better Than You!

I hate VH1.
(VH1 has announced that there will be more shows about Britney Spears. )

1 comment:

Dave said...

I forgave everything I hate about VH1 the moment they brought Bronson Pinchot (Balki from Perfect Strangers) back on television on The Surreal Life.