SPECIAL GUEST BLOGGER: A Stand Up, Female Comedian

Thank you!!! Any ways, yesterday I got home from work, completely exhausted and I asked my husband Bob if he could get me a beer. Sure enough, he drank all the beer. What's with men and beer? Am I right?
I have learned that it is futile trying to communicate with my husband when he is watching a football game; he's too busy screaming at television to hear what I have to say. What's with men and football? Am I right? Hello? Is this working? Hello?
Any ways, yesterday my friend Sue told me she had an abortion. I came to the realization that during my 39 years on the planet, I have never had an abortion, therefore I decided I was going to get one. The problem is I am not pregnant. Therefore, I decided to tell Bob that I wanted to have another baby.
I said, "Bob, I want another baby!"
He said, "Why do you want another baby? We all ready have three children."
I said, "I want another baby, so I can have an abortion. I have never had an abortion and I really want one."
He said unsympathetically,"Honey, what's the point of getting pregnant, when you are going to have an abortion? Why waste all the time and effort, if you don't want a child?"
I said, "What's the point of you owning that damn chainsaw when you never use it. That thing has been collecting dust for years. You've only used it once in the last three years, yet you don't hear mecomplaining. I let you buy that chainsaw. Can't you support me just this once?"
Needless to say, I never got the abortion. Why is that men are able to support a losing football team, but they unable to support their loving wives when they want an abortion? Am I right?

Thank you Suzie for that interesting post. And indeed, you are right.