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I need your help in creating the next unfunny Saturday Night Live. For it is my goal to go to New York, audition for SNL and in the process create the next unfunny character that gets his own overlong, painfully unfunny movie. Here are a few characters that have come off the top of my head:

Taco Bell Guy - He's a guy who obessively talks about Taco Bell. Each week there will be painful, five minute skit in which he goes on a tangent about how Taco Bell is the greatest fast food restaurant EVER! I figure that within in a year, SNL will be desperate enough to produce a film centered around this guy.

The Unibrow - Based loosely off Kevin Neville, this character has no lines what so ever, rather people just comment on how huge his unibrow is. Then he breaks down in tears and wishes he didn't have a unibrow.

The Vendor - He's a vendor that works at a movie theatre, acts nice to customers and then says shit to them as they walk away. Imagine all the groans and suicides this character will induce. Genius.

Jimmy Fallon - A guy who pretends to be Jimmy Fallon, he spends the entire skit laughing at his own jokes and playing guitar, while every one is disgusted by his antics.

Overweight Gym Instructor - This character spends the entire skit eating hot dogs and other junk food, while yelling at his students for being unfit. Ha Ha! This has me in stitches all ready.

These are five characters I have come up with, for the 3.2323 people who read this blog, please vote which one is your favorite or least favorite. Then I will know which character to wow the SNL people with.