Hollywood Actors - The Most Worthless People on the Planet

Is there anything more worthless on this planet than Hollywood actors? I think not. Have you ever watched a making of documentary and all the actors do is complain how long their hours are? They talk about how they are often on the set for 14 hours and hardly got any sleep. Of course, they are not being entirely honest, generally actors spend most of the long day WAITING, while the director and crew set up a shot. While the crew is working their asses off, the actor is in his trailer drinking coffee that one of their four assistants prepared for him, while their make up artist is working on his face. I hate actors. I hate when they bitch about the injustices in the world, while they are sitting on some cozy sofa and being lit to look beautiful. My favorite bunch are the quasi-Hollywood liberals who constantly criticize America, yet are unaware of the irony that only in America are they considered remotely important. Where else in the world could Jim Carrey make 20 million for making junk like Fun With Dick and Jane. Did George Segal make even 1/20 of that amount when he starred in the original? These self - important morons would never get paid ridiculous sums of money in any other part of the world. If anything Hollywood actors have benefitted greatly from captialism, no matter how horrible they might be. I find it ridiculous that people like Cameron Diaz, Paul Walker, Julia Roberts, Halle Berry, etc. make more money than people who actually work for a living. It just goes to show how overrated the movie going experience is.
A word to movie goers who complain about theatre prices: Movie tickets wouldn't cost so much, if stars didn't get paid ludrcious sums of money to appear in drek like Mission Impossible III. If you want to blame some one for high prices, blame your beloved actors and their demands for higher salaries. God knows Robin Williams earns his money when he plays the same spastic man child he played for 15 years.
What about the ones who perform their own stunts? Hey, if I'm shelling out crap loads of money, they better perform their own stunts and be willing to take risks. I hate actors.

Burger King kicks ass! I know this is a statement that many people will disagree with, however this is my blog and in my opinion Burger King kicks ass!
Here is my proof:
- When Lord of the Rings came out, Burger King came out with nifty Lord of the Rings glass goblets that could also light up. I got the Gandalf and the Arwen goblets. Who who can forget the awesome slogan, "They're not to behold, they're to be held." Sheer genius! I remember one time Kevin Neville and myself decided to eat some Burger King while watching Fellowship of the Ring and it made the movie ten times better!
- Whoppers. I don't even have to explain this comment, they are delicious. The Burger King on Bluemound has a special on Whoppers, two for three dollars.
- Star Wars action figures. During Episode III, you could get mini-Star Wars action figures ONLY at Burger King. It totally kicked ass!
- The Gilbert Burger. For those who don't remember, when Gilbert Brown was on the Packers, Burger King had the Gilbert Burger named after the man himself. I never had the burger, but if Gilbert Brown liked it, then it must have been good.
-A triple Whopper can last you a week. After eating it, you have no desire what so ever to eat or look at food, because you are so full.

OK, these are lame reasons, but I don't care. Burger King kicks ass!

I hate the movie going experience. Have you ever gone to a movie only to be constantly distracted by some sickly old man hacking up a lung? Or to be distracted by the chatter of stupid high school students, who are more interested in checking their overpriced cell phones than watching the film they paid $8.75 to see? What's even more annoying is when irresponsible parents drop their children off at the theatre and take forever in picking their children up. The children wait and wait, but the parents don't show, then the children decide they should be as loud and obnoxious as possible, so you constantly have to tell them to shut up. I've gone off topic. The only time I can enjoy a movie is when the theatre is empty, because then I don't have to worry about annoying distractions. Though, I admit I haven't actually seen a movie in months, because I don't have any desire to see films like Cheaper By the Dozen 2, Glory Road, King Kong and Chronicles of Narnia. In the case of the first two films, some one would actually have to pay me to see them. In the case of King Kong, I've seen the original version, therefore I do not need to see a three hour remake. As for Narnia, it looks better than King Kong, but that's not saying much.
Movies are shittier than ever! However on the bright side, at least there are no Jessica Simpson films in the works. Or are there?

Last night a ten man expedition went to see the movie Blood Rayne, only two of which made it out a live. At precisely 6:35 PM, the ten man team entered the unknown depths of the theatre. They all brought a week's rations of food and water, as well as change of clothes, sleeping bags and flashlights. At 6:55, the movie started. Employees reported hearing blood chilling screams coming from the screen that was showing Blood Rayne. At 7:15, four members of the expedition decided they could bear no more and committed suicide. They pulled out their pistols and shot themselves in head; blood splattered all over the seats. The rest of the team decided that this mission was too dangerous; Blood Rayne was way too deadly of a movie to see. They began their descent down the stairs; one of the members lost his footing and fell down the stairway, breaking his right foot in the process. He shouted to his fellow team members, "Go on with out me! Save yourselves!" The remaining five continued with the descent, when all of a sudden a crazed Blood Rayne fan sitting in the middle row grabbed two of them and asked why they were leaving the show. His gripped was so powerful, that he crushed both team members lung cavities, killing them instantaneously. He was quoted as saying, "Blood Rayne is the best movie ever!" Then he laughed maniacally for ten minutes and ate his large popcorn. The three remaining team members successfully descended the stairs and had reached the exit, when a large soda cup filled with Mountain Dew came hurling at them. Two of the members ducked, but the third was not so lucky, the large soda cup hit his face with such force that it broke his nose, caused him to lose balance and come crashing head first into the theatre wall, rendering him unconcious. The two remaining team members took no chances and bolted for the exit doors. The came out survivors, but no doubt will be haunted by the Blood Rayne massacre for the rest of their natural lives.

What's up? Yesterday, I want to the bowling and bowled a 140, was impressed by my score, until I saw the guy next to me bowl a 260. I was furious, that I started to tear up the bowling alley. I took my bottle of Blue Moon and smashed it on the floor, then I kicked a 16 pound bowling ball with my right foot, breaking three of my toes in the process. I then punched a ten year old boy in the face, only to have his father crack me over the head with a pool stick. All in all it was a pretty crappy night, but on the plus side, I got laid.........................no, I didn't . I was just trying to impress you.

I recently saw Chronicles of Narnia and it wasn't as bad ass as I thought it would be. From the previews I was expecting a kick ass film with lots of bloody battles scenes, cool special effects, and nonstop, heart pounding action, instead I got a film with four children, cute animals and other cutesy wutesy things throw in the mix. In short, it was extremely non-bad ass in it's presentation. I was hoping for another Lord of the Rings, instead I got a Harry Potter film with out the memorable, kick ass villians.

By the way, Peter Jackson's King Kong was AWESOME! I had my doubts when I heard Jackson was remaking that cheesy movie from the 70s, but after seeing it, I was impressed. Jack Black is hilarious as the crazy film director and the dude who played Gollum in LOTR plays Kong. This film is the epitomy of BAD ASS! The only thing I didn't like about the movie was the romance between Kong and the hot chick from The Ring, Nicole Kidman if I'm not mistaken. The loves scenes were boring and almost ruined the film's over all bad assedness.
I give it a 7/10. Unlike Narnia, which I give a 4/10.