What's up? Yesterday, I want to the bowling and bowled a 140, was impressed by my score, until I saw the guy next to me bowl a 260. I was furious, that I started to tear up the bowling alley. I took my bottle of Blue Moon and smashed it on the floor, then I kicked a 16 pound bowling ball with my right foot, breaking three of my toes in the process. I then punched a ten year old boy in the face, only to have his father crack me over the head with a pool stick. All in all it was a pretty crappy night, but on the plus side, I got laid.........................no, I didn't . I was just trying to impress you.