Hi, my name is Drew, but you can call me yours. I know what you are thinking, how could some one as attractive as myself possibly be single? Well, frankly I have yet to find a woman that lives up to my standard of excellence. I am a model of perfection, where as every girl I have met has been riddled with imperfections. I despise imperfections, especially in women. I once was dating this girl named Sally. We were on our way to the Gap, when she made the mistake of saying she like Burger King. I was repulsed. I only eat healthy foods, therefore I could not stomach the idea of dating some one who fills her body with unhealthy crap like Burger King. I stopped the car and told her to get out. She was in tears, I drove away. Another time, I was dating a girl who started singling along to a Britney Spears song in the car, I immediately turned off the radio and said, "Stop singing, you have a horrible voice. Don't mock Britney Spears!" Then I insisted she pull over, so I could walk to the nearest bus station.
Well, that's all I have for now. I hope there are some lovely ladies out there looking for a perfect male such as myself to sweet them off their feet; be sure to have a flawless profile or else I won't accept you.


PS: I'm currently low on cash, so if you could pay for the first couple of dates, that would be much appreciated.