My Manifesto For the Bitter:

1. Never get involved in a conversation that doesn't concern you. If two girls are talking about how their girlfriend Abigail had an abortion, keep away at all costs.
2. Why pay money for a movie that has all ready been made?
3. For men: Never trust a woman who agrees with you on every issue.
4. There's no such thing as a lesser evil.
5. Books are not better than movies, they just require more time to finish.
6. Self proclaimed artists are usually self absorbed, no talent hacks.
7. For women: Never date a guy who is the life of the party; the spotlight is his and his alone.
8. Extremes are never a good thing, they can only alienate.
9. There is no such thing as a really "sweet" guy, we are all horny son of a bitches; some less than others.