Friday, September 09, 2005

Point:

Guys, can we stop off for a few snacks? I'm hungry and I didn't eat any thing before we headed out. Please, it will only take a few minutes. I can't watch a Packer game on an empty stomach.

Later....

Let's see, what do I need? Ah yes, a loaf of bread, some ham, and delicous potato salad. EWWWWW, look a container of coleslaw on sale of a dollar eighty five! I hope the guys don't leave me behind like they did last time.

Later......

Guys I'm done. GUYS? GUYS? OH VERY FUNNY GUYS!

Counter-point:

Oh crap, we left John back at the grocery store again. Should we turn around and get him?

No time, the game is about to start.

It doesn't start for another forty five minutes.

OK, I don't want to turn around and pick up his fat ass, he can walk! Believe me, we all win in the long run; John will get some much needed exercise and I will save money on gas.

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