The speed limit is 45, I think I will go 35 just to be safe. After all, slow but steady wins the race. Why be in a hurry, when I can enjoy the beautiful scenery? Oh look honey, did you see the billboard? It was an advertisement for McDonald's! Isn't that neat? Man, I'm enjoying the scenery so much, I think I will decrease my speed to 25 miles an hour. This is so much fun! Hey, why is the guy behind me shaking his fist? What's his problem? Now, he's extending his right hand out of the window. He just gave me the finger! How rude! Now he's passing me!
Hey sir, reckless driving is a risk to every one. I wonder why he was in such a hurry? Why be in a hurry, when you can enjoy such beautiful scenery? What the hell? There's another guy behind me wanting to pass. Geez, what is wrong with all these people? Look, they have a ShopKo! Sweet, I need to buy a few rolls of film.

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