There needs to be a Jason movie, in which Jason decides to turn over a new leaf and a get real job working at a Dairy Queen. The entire film would be Jason resisting the urge to kill customers when they complain about random things or take ten minutes to order food off the menu. There would also be a scene in which Jason sees two co-workers having sex in the back room and Jason spends the entire time fighting the temptation to kill them. He would first fight the urge by making himself a Blizzard, then trying to read a magazine, only to find himself reaching for a nearby knife and heading towards the back room. Just when he's about to give in to his homicidal urges, the two walk out of the backroom and the guy high fives Jason. This would make for one good movie. Don't you think? Any one? Any one? Hello.....any one out there?